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CIA: Iranians Could Have Death Star Capabilities Within Two Years

By Waterford Whispers News

The Iranian government could have a fully functional Death Star in the next couple of years, according to Barak Obama's most senior intelligence adviser, Chuck Hagel.

"They seem to be determined to develop the moon-sized space station and super-weapon and turn its ferocious capabilities against the entire world." he told reporters.

"It is capable of destroying the whole planet with a single destructive beam emitted from the large indentation on its surface. This is of a huge concern to the United States and indeed the rest of the other countries that share the world with America.

"We don't have a definite time frame but intelligence has stated that this weapon could be completed at 9pm Friday evening, the 21st of December, 2012."

The United nations have feared Iran has already started building the Death Star in a secret underground bunker somewhere in the Kavir desert.

The British Foreign Secretary, William Hague, has told Iran yesterday that they would be offered the opportunity to reach an agreement with the international community through negotiation and co-operation.

"We are really hoping that the Iranian government will suspend its construction of the death star, as requested, and we would also hope they would grant our inspectors permission to investigate the super structure as soon as possible."

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton announced that the US would join direct talks with Iran if it halted its Death Star project.

Meanwhile, Mr Hagel said "Their behaviour has been a cause of concern, not only in Lebanon and Israel and in the Palestinian states but also in Iraq.

"Iran have not come forward and explained why they are building the sphere which has a 10,921 km circumference and the capability to wipe out the whole solar system, including the sun." 

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Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Reuters) - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.

The playground of the rich and famous is home to a crippling housing crisis, one of the highest crime rates in the country, and lengthy daily commutes for workers, all of which have propelled it to the No. 1 position in the Forbes.com list.

"Miami has sun and beautiful weather but other things make people miserable. You have this two-tier society: glitzy South Beach attracts celebrities, but the income inequality has skyrocketed in recent years," explained Forbes Senior Editor Kurt Badenhausen.

The rankings are based on factors including jobless rates, violent crime, foreclosures, income and property taxes, as well as considerations like weather, commute time and political corruption.

Reeling for decades from the decline of the U.S. auto industry, Michigan's troubled duo of Detroit and Flint registered at No. 2 and No. 3, respectively, among the most miserable cities.

"Detroit and Flint are struggling," said Badenhausen. "Violent crime is highest in the country in Detroit; housing prices are down 55 percent. Detroit is closing schools and laying off policemen. In recent years they have been demolishing houses to change their city landscapes"

West Palm Beach, Florida and Sacramento, California rounded out the top five cities.

"We're trying to judge cities where residents have a lot of complaints. It doesn't mean that there aren't terrific things there," he said.

And for the haves Miami's charms remain undiminished.

"The one percent in Miami is doing fantastic. But for the vast majority, who make less than $75,000 (a year), Miami can be a challenging place," he said. "Forty-seven percent of homeowners sit on underwater mortgages. That's tough."