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Trump And Kenny Compare Comb-Over Tips In Phone-Call

Taoiseach Enda Kenny congratulated Mr. Trump yesterday on his Presidential Election via the Green Phone: Ireland's direct hotline to the White House. A source inside the minister's cabinet has leaked details...

Roy From IT Crowd A No-Show In Work This Morning

The IT department of Reynholm Industries, the fictional corporation from the hit television show The IT Crowd, has been left short-staffed this morning after one of its two technicians, Roy Trenneman, failed to...

10 Worst Things You Get When Trick-Or-Treating

Usually when you knock on someone's door demanding some of their consumable possessions, you'll be slapped up for attempted robbery; not so on the 31st of October. It has now become tradition to provide strange...