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Bank defends bid to seize couple's first born child

The Flynns and their single remaining child

By Waterford Whispers News

The Allied Irish Bank group insisted today that it only took the first born child of a couple who had defaulted on their mortgage payments when all other avenues had been exhausted.

The parents of Thomas Flynn from Dalkey, Co.Dublin, are resisting attempts by bailiffs to take full possession of their 8-year-old son, who is to be sold on by the bank at auction later this month.

The Flynn family claim that the loss of their son would tear the family apart and probably destroy their lives forever.

The young couple have insisted that they want to meet their outstanding payments through the sale of their second son, Anthony, who is a ginger and not as lovable as his older brother. AIB have not officially responded to the families offer.

In a statement issued today, AIB spokesperson John Heinz said the branch had been granted possession of the families first born child by a High Court order in March 2009 following numerous appeals from the family and 'pathetic begging gestures'.

"What did these people expect? They signed the 75 year mortgage and used their first born as collateral. We had no other option but to take what was owed to us. We have no interest in their other son. He's damaged goods as far as we're concerned," Heinz concluded.

Responding to today's earlier statement, Mrs Flynn said: "How can they do this? Why can't they just take our second son instead? He wasn't even born at the time when we bought the house. He's newer than Thomas!"

She added that she couldn't have known her second son was going to be "a ginger" and a "little bit slow".

"We always planned to default onto our second son if the shit hit the fan. Thomas was expendable until, of course, we realised what a little fool Anthony turned out to be. It's true what they say, 'You don't know what you've got until it's gone'."

Thomas Flynn is the 7th first-born to be taken by the bank since its launch of the '100pc mortgage and first born collateral plan' in 2006.

The bank stated they will auction Thomas Flynn on-line through their website later this month.

 
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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