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Average off-the-books worker better off also claiming dole

Don't delay, work and sign on today!

By Waterford Whispers News

Off the book workers would be financially better off also claiming the dole because of the range of benefits available to the unemployed, a leading money advisor has revealed today.

An analysis by Waterford economist Bernard Heefy shows that a person working 40 hours a week - off-the-books - could get anything between €250-€400 a week and an additional €204.30 if they kept their mouths shut and signed on the dole.

"There's plenty of dosh to made out there. Just tell them nuthin boi! They'd nearly ask you what you had for breakfast so they would. Nosey shower of c**ts. You're best off working away and signing on." he said.

"If people just stayed working without the dole they would end up with just €250-€400 per week. Sure whats the use in that eh? You're only starving yourself then. If the banks can rob the country blind then why can't the hard working dole claimant?"

Adding rent and fuel allowance would leave the working person with an income of up to €800 per week - substantially more than they would get if they didn't sign on.

Mr Heefy, a former teenager, said the social welfare system is of great help to those who work hard everyday and claim as well. He found that a working person and working partner with nine children claiming the dole would benefit as follows:

  • Government benefits of €204.30 a week, with another €135.65 a week for the spouse, and €155 a week for the nine children.
  • Both Parents Working off the books could come to anything between €500-€800 a week
  • Rent supplement of €14, 567 a year.
  • Back-to-school allowance worth €1,340 a year.
  • Fleecing the till in work could be €30-€70 a week depending on business.
  • Sale of contraband €100-€400 a week.
  • A medical card, with 246 GP visits and countless medicines, estimated to be worth €11,530 a year.
  • This comes to anything up to €90k over a year.

In contrast, a couple with the same family and just working off-the-books, would be quite stupid not to sign on.

 

 
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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