Occasional footballer and full time dirtbag Ashley Cole has suffered another a blow in a week when hot but vacant wife Cheryl announced that she was officially dumping his arse.

Cashley, who was revealed by the tabloids to be shagging various women far less attractive than his pop star bird, has now been exposed as a love rat once again with the help of a clairvoyant.

Jenniii Scanque, a 21 year old exotic dancer from Essex, has spoken of her future love affair with Cole and his large salary, but said she had some reservations following a consultation with a psychic.

"She told me that Ashley and me would hook up innit," chirped Jenniii. "He'll come into the club, ask for a lap dance and then puke on my feet. Just your normal arrogant overpaid boy meets shallow materialistic girl story really."

"We'll get married but then I find out that he's been pooning some of those other bitches I work with along. The Bastard."

"I know she was for real cos she said that I had a relative who's name began with R, S, N, M or D and I do.

A spokesman for Ms. Scanque's solicitors said that she would be fighting for half of Cole's assets in any future divorce, though he admitted "We'll probably have to settle for a quarter after Cheryl's taken him to the cleaners."