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Arthur Christmas 3D Review

Arthur Christmas, by Aardman Productions is a real anomaly, in that the trailer made it look terrible. It looked as if they took a lot of scenes which on their own looked mediocre at best and crammed them into a clip that seemed designed to deter viewers from handing over their money for a cinema ticket.

What a surprise - I would happily say this is one of the best Christmas films I’ve seen. I’m not a fan of Christmas films, as usually for obvious reasons they’re made for the kids, with nothing for the adults as they have to accompany the kids anyway - they won’t get into the cinema without them.

However, this film completely breaks that mould and answers in brilliantly imaginative detail exactly how Santa Claus (voiced by Jim Broadbent) manages to deliver all those presents in one night. It opens with a letter from a little girl, Gwen (voiced by Ramona Marquez) to Santa, asking all the glaring questions: how do you deal with exponential population growth, and how do you know if I’ll be at home or staying in my grandma’s house?


Never take off the hat. NEVER TAKE OFF THE HAT!


Christmas Steve

Also, how do you manage to travel at the speed required to get around the world in one night? Then shows Santa’s son Arthur (voiced by James McAvoy), who is employed in the mail room to answer letters and sign them with a glittery pen. He says she should continue to believe and gives the age old hackneyed answer of magic.

And magic, of course, can’t and shouldn’t be explained. The real answer, however, is gadgets. Lots and lots of them. Which we then see employed in the military operation with an army of elves dropped into houses from a space ship armed with all the GPS and communications devices that we know and love, plus much more.

The huge operation is managed in forensic detail by Santa’s other son, Steve (voiced by Hugh Laurie), who controls the operation to such an extent that he openly refers to Santa as a “figurehead”. He is fully expecting that this will be Santa’s final year heading out in the spaceship and that once this year’s operation concludes, he will be named as Santa’s successor.

However, as we all know technology is not fail-proof and when Gwen’s present is missed during the annual global delivery, it is up to Arthur and Grandsanta (voiced by Bill Nighy) to make sure her present get delivered.

What I particularly liked about this film (and what I think sets it apart from so many other Christmas films) is that it doesn’t lie to the viewer by showing them a fantasyland where families love sitting down around the table with each other, give each other presents with kisses and hugs and don’t bicker.

Instead it is brutally realistic in pitting Grandsanta against Santa, Steve against Grandsanta, and Santa and Steve over the dinner table, inevitably ending in hissy fits and walkouts, with Mrs. Santa (voiced by Imelda Staunton) and Arthur as referees.

This film is one to watch if you want a feel good movie that also makes you feel a bit better about your own family when they’re throwing the Brussels sprouts at each other on Christmas Day.


Christine Brookes


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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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